During her battle against cancer (which she won, just to get the darkness out of the way), a woman had to have part of her tongue removed and replaced with part of her thigh.
Thigh tongue.
She said at one point, the thigh part of her tongue started GROWING LEG HAIR
I don't know what you would call that phobia, but I have it now.
What we will not ask this phenomenal woman who doesn't deserve the indignity of the question, but we will ask ourselves since we accept our lost-cause status, is:
is this seen as a positive or negative when it comes to oral sex? I don't THINK anyone would want tickles on their bathing suit area, but I'm also not hear to yuck anyone's thigh tongue yum.