Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Study Reinforces Circadian Rhythm; Will Be Used for Astrology Probably

Just calling our shot on this one. A new study has found Earth's biological organisms (fancy talk for ~anything living~) are effected by the gravitational forces of the sun and the moon.

It IS really cool, though. Basically they're saying even if we wouldn't see the light from the sun or feel it getting hotter as it reaches noon and colder as it reaches night, our bodies would still keep us in sync because it can sense the sense gravitational waves. That's my -dropped out of college- explanation.

So yay, cool research!

Here's what it isn't saying:

If you were born in June, you're two-faced.

If you're born in January, you're really organized, unless you were born at a certain time of night, then you're unorganized, but you have a chance at becoming organized one day.

Will that stop your ex from posting an article about it and being like, "this is why I am the way I am #Scoprio #sorrynotsorry #fiery #keyedyourcar"?

We'll never know because we're not following them on social media move on with your life this is unhealthy.


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