According to a recent survey, 56% of Americans say they struggle cooking simple meals, like eggs or pasta, at home. Remember when schools were like, "home economics? Psh, we don't need to teach that. That's the parents' job!" and then they forgot our parents had other jobs, too, and so just no one taught us? That was fun.
Anyway, if Odysseus didn't eat the cattle of the sun, the gods wouldn't have been pissed at him. See, that's ~education~
So, how would you like your eggs?
Oh, that does sound nice. I can only do scrambled, though.