A taco a day keeps the doctor away because no one wants to go to the doctor when they can just keep eating tacos. Taco Bell just launched a subscription service where you can get a free taco every single day if you pay the $10 to sign up in the app. And it's not just one type of taco they designate. You get your choice of Crunchy Taco, Crunchy Taco Supreme, Soft Taco, Soft Taco Supreme, Spicy Potato Soft Taco, Doritos® Locos Tacos and the Doritos® Locos Tacos Supreme.
So what we could do is pretend that we're actually going to be healthy this year. Somehow this will be the exception. I mean yeah, all the stressors of every past year are still there, and worsened due to, ya know, *gestures wildly* everything in the world, but maybe this will be your year, and dammit I'm rooting for ya!
What we're GOING to do, however, is get the Taco Bell subscription because no matter how healthy we get, we will still be smoking weed and needing the prime time of munchies from T-Bell