A man calling himself Pope Francis (getting the inkling that may not even be his real name) has told his followers (I know, I know. Another influencer.) that refraining from having kids is selfish and bad for humanity.
Interestingly, this man has fathered no children. But of course, he's offered free childcare to these couples-oh, wait, no, he didn't. And word on the street is the organization he's affiliated with has a sketchy background when it comes to babysitting children. Yikes.
On the bright side, these children that we must produce in order to be good people will have a bright and stunning future.
(Disclaimer: I actually really respect this pope, I'm just a cynical mfer)