Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Woman Steals Daughter's Identity to Date College Dudes

A 48 year old Missouri woman straight up stole her daughter's identity, took out student loans in her name (!!!), enrolled in college, and started dating college guys.

There's just so much wrong with this story. (Here's the whole thing, if that tickles your fancy)

First of all, if you wanna adopt a younger lifestyle, adopt the good parts of it. Student loans and college dudes are literally the worst part of your early adult years. Nothing says romance like a sock on the doorknob while you bang on a futon for 5 minutes while the roommate is using his pre-paid meal plan at the cafeteria to get 15 Kit Kats instead of an actual meal. *swoon*

Second, she shoulda just been honest. College dudes love moms.


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