Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Homeowner Burns Down House to Get Rid of Snakes

A homeowner in Poolesville, MD had snakes on his property. So he decided to try and smoke them out with hot coals aaaannnndddd burned his house down. On top of now being homeless, he only succeeded in killing one snake. Not an amazing win:loss ratio.

This would all be reasonable behavior if he were dealing with spiders. Next time, he should just invest in a pet Mongoose.


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