Dude's Naughty Snake Gets Bitten by Actual Snake

The good news: he was on a safari. So this probably won't happen to you. Probably.

A dutch guy went to go do his thing on the porcelain throne, somehow without noticing there was an entire cobra in the toilet bowl.

So he got bitten on the place where penis-havers tend not to like teeth. (They deleted that old Ellie Kemper video, but god I wish I could link it. Ya know, the one where she's like, "just a few chomps." iykyk)

Now science is going to have to come up with a name for the fear of having a toilet snake bite the dong you don't even possess. For me. #MakesItAboutMe