Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

There's New Alleged Bigfoot Footage

Now I'm not exactly sure what qualifies one to be known as a Bigfoot "expert," but whatever credentials these vague authorities hold, they're supposedly very excited about the following video.

It says it all in the video:

It's too detailed to be a costume.

It's too massive to be a man.

Yada yada yada but it's 2021. There are more detailed videos of Little Caesar's Pizza on so-called "foodie" instagrams than that bullsh*t.

Until there is sustained footage more than 5 full seconds long, it's fake. We live in a world of camera phones that are almost literally attached to our hips. (I just realized saying "cameraphone" probably makes me sound old and now I'm insecure about a problem I put into my own head) If Bigfoot is real, there will be actual footage. It'll be some idiot's facebook live and honestly it'll probably be f*cking Logan Paul or something and no one will even want to recognize it because YouTubers are so almost as bad as radio people.


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