According to the Wall Street Journal, Americans are once again stockpiling toilet paper. And for the exact same reason as last time BEACAUSE WE HAVE LEARNED NOTHING. Said reason is, of course, the rise in covid-19 cases due to the delta variant. Which is crazy because so far, even with the different symptoms that come with delta, we know covid still has NOTHING to DO WITH YOUR BUTT. WHY ARE WE MAKING TOILET PAPER AN ISSUE? THIS COULD BE A TISSUE NONISSUE HAHA I'M HILARIOUS