Thick lady at the post office(ElkGrove)
You had curves in all the right places. Wondering if you are from around the area? Would love to grab a bite for lunch with you. Too bad you were standing way ahead in the line, if I was anywhere near you in the line I would have definitely made conversation.
Started right off with the backhanded compliment, huh? That's definitely one way to do it. "Curves in all the right places" is the less blunt way of saying, "you're fat but in a way I find acceptable." What's the wrong place to have curves in? How does a body exist incorrectly?
Basically what I'm trying to say to this guy is: gtfo. You've assumed she would even want to talk to your shallow ass.