Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Honking Edition

I didn’t honk at you(Crystal Lake)
To the person in the white Dodge SUV at Starbucks on Friday morning May 14. I didn’t honk at you because there’s way too much anger and angst in this world and I understand that there are reasons for being distracted. It seems like you had a car load of kids so I can completely understand why you might be distracted. Thank you for purchasing my order for me, that was very very nice of you and much appreciated.

This person just told me they have social anxiety, without telling me they have social anxiety. We need signs in our cars that say things like, "that wasn't for you!" "Sorry!" "I know!" "Get off my ass!" Ya know, the standards. I can feel the guilt dripping from this person, taking to Craigslist as a last resort to get the message out because it bothered them all day. It's so wholesome.


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