Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Xsport Edition

Xsport on Belmont
To the girl that works the front desk at xsport you are fine and I want you to be mine. I had to repost because I feel like she different form the others she to me is more wify type.

What romance! I see that little poem snuck in there *swoon.* Nothing says wifey material like a Craigslist post. Although we're given absolutely no reason why she would be "different form the others" and "more wify type." Is there a certain level of hotness you have to achieve in order to be granted that title by random dudes at the gym? Or is it a specific TYPE of hotness? Like Megan Fox vs Reese Witherspoon? Either way these two are obviously destined to be together. Just imagine the story they'll tell their kids! "Well I would have never looked your father's way BUT he wrote about me on Craigslist and I just couldn't stay away after that."


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