Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Self Checkout Edition

Thick Lady at the self checkout(Hanover Park)
This lovely lady I had chance to talk to about inflation in produce prices while waiting in line at self checkout.
We were in the line to pay for the item and we were talking about how expensive blueberries are these days... I was thinking the whole time time to ask you out for coffee.
I think you just got out of office and you were heading home and decided to stop amd do grocery.
Wow... you were a lovely looking lady. Hugs

Sparks fly over blueberry inflation: a tale as old as time itself. I was waiting for this post to turn icky. As soon as I saw the words "I was thinking the whole time" I assumed the worst. But nope! The poster definitely still gives off some creepy vibes, but does a good job at controlling their words.

But still. That person is definitely a, "where's my hug??" kind of dude.


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