Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Slot Machine Edition

Lucky Panda Slot machines(Aurora)
You were playing the Wild Life slot machine and we were talking about donating the money into the machines. At the end, I gave you a $20 and you starting playing. Up and down roller coaster.
You are so hot and would love to get together for a drink sometime. I know its a long shot.
So I know it is you, tell me what you were running after playing machine?

First of all, not only do people still play slot machines, which is a big enough surprise, but apparently you can play a slot machine AND be appealing. That's a power one can only dream to possess. This person must be ethereal to also be able to get money on top of everything else.

I can't even criticize this one. I'm rooting for them. If only for the fact that in my head these people look like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I don't know how else either of them could pull it off.


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