Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Computer Edition

Looking for the young guy that can help with computer
Looking for the young guy who would help with my laptop or phone. Male here.

Am I too young? Am I too old? Am I too... straight? There's obviously some innuendo here that I'm not understanding, yet by which I am fascinated. This is obviously a sex post. He's specifying genders and a rough age. He clearly doesn't need any IT help. But "with my laptop or phone"??

What does this mean?

Is it butt or dong? It's gotta be butt or dong.

Or is he specifying that he only wants a virtual relationship?

Dear Reader, we have many questions and literally zero answers. I thirst for knowledge more than this dude thirsts for young guys to.... I don't actually know. We never figured that part out.


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