whole foods(wheaton)
You were the pretty red head who gave me directions
yesterday. I was late for work.I wanted to get your
number.You had the best yoga pants. If you see this,
let's meet for a drink.
Holy sh*t I don't even know where to begin. First of all, if you're trying to seem appealing, maybe reminding her how much of a pos you are isn't the best way to start out. "I was late for work" oh great the rando at the grocery store is also unreliable! What a guy!
And what a wonderful identifying feature to focus on: the best yoga pants.
A woman. Wearing yoga pants. in Whole Foods. Yeah that really narrows it down! You're bound to find her!