Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Bro Edition

Bro(Valpo)
I found out you were a dl bottom and offered to bang and it ruined our friendship. Sorry.
Still would like to smash that juicy peach tho, hmu. You thicc

I f*cking can't. I'm legitimately laughing my ass off. It's somewhat comforting to know dudes are just as clueless about hitting on other dudes as they are with women. Lets go through the steps:

  1. Find out friend is secretly playing for the same team as you
  2. Ask friend for sex
  3. Friend rejects you
  4. You openly admit it ruined the friendship
  5. But maybe a Craigslist post will change things???

Beautiful. I want this rewritten as a Greek tragedy.


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