Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Wand Edition

Big wand in albany(Albany park)
Slim muscular guy in albany park, blessed with extra dong, looking for that local lady again!

10/10, 100%, perfect score. This is a flawless Craigslist post. We love that he's not afraid to use over innuendo. He let's us know what exactly he has to offer. #blessed so you know he's not cocky (omg I didn't even mean to make that pun, but I'm thrilled it happened). He even calls his potential partner a "lady" *swoon*

Didn't harass anyone. Didn't decided eye contact was flirting. Didn't set a list of requirements as if he were god's gift to women. AND he used the word "dong." I endorse this post.


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