Big wand in albany(Albany park)
Slim muscular guy in albany park, blessed with extra dong, looking for that local lady again!
10/10, 100%, perfect score. This is a flawless Craigslist post. We love that he's not afraid to use over innuendo. He let's us know what exactly he has to offer. #blessed so you know he's not cocky (omg I didn't even mean to make that pun, but I'm thrilled it happened). He even calls his potential partner a "lady" *swoon*
Didn't harass anyone. Didn't decided eye contact was flirting. Didn't set a list of requirements as if he were god's gift to women. AND he used the word "dong." I endorse this post.