Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Hotdog Edition

Wanting. m++++ hotdog(Mickinley park)
Wanting to enjoy some m
Hotdoog enjoy it .
Around pink cta train. Damen???
Like it and want it. White M. bi. 54

Time for "Is It a Sex Po-

Yeah I'm totally kidding this is clearly a sex post. I'm seriously worried about people's standards for hookups. First of all, we still refer to dongs as hotdogs at age 54? Please. Be an adult and use the right terminology: wiener.

"Like it and want it" is absolutely the worst thing anyone could say to me to get me to try and sleep with them. But obviously, this must have worked for this dude before.

"Hotdoog enjoy it" *swoon*


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