Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Nice Car Edition

You told me nice car
I wish you would have told me something else. *Wink* Hope this finds you

I'm genuinely concerned with how people must be starting relationships these days if a comment such as "nice car" is enough to be considered flirting. How many people have I accidentally *seduced* with an innocent compliment?

Also, what do you wish the person told you? You left it pretty open ended. Maybe you were hoping to hear about your car's extended warranty? I hear some people were trying to reach you about that.

But the real kicker is "hope this finds you." Uh.... how?? There's no description of either person. No identifying info whatsoever.

Maybe it's the wink. Maybe he winks really weird and knows that's how he'll be recognized. Man. I gotta see this wink.


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