Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Restaurant Edition

LP Restaurant January - 2020
A restaurant in Lincoln park. Reunion of sorts. Had been a while since I'd seen you. We were both with our families. Tension between the tables. Let's meet again in Lakeview, where we used to meet

How does this happen with people? How does anyone feel tension between tables at a restaurant? Not to mention when your family is sitting there with you. That's a whole different level. But now I'm invested. What does this person mean by "meet again"? Did they actually meet up alone at some point? How do I advance my flirting to the level of efficacy it takes to be able to signal to someone else you're ready to bang just by sitting at a table with my family?


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