Chicago author Adam Seizure is really onto something here. He started using frozen pants to claim dibs on his shoveled parking spot. Not only is it hysterical, but imagine seeing that with no explanation. After how weird last year was and how weird this year is proving to be, no one is thinking, "ah yes, obviously these are pants someone took the time to freeze and shape in order to prevent anyone from stealing the parking space they shoveled out" when they see them. It's more likely something a long the lines of, "oh my god, who is this shirtless, shoeless, invisible person keeping me from being a douchebag?"
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