Home Depot(Oak Lawn)
I met you in the store (men’s room) and you came back to my place. Haven’t seen you in a while. Let’s get together soon
IS EVERYONE BUT ME LIVING IN SOME CHEESY PORNO? You met a guy at the hardware store and then took him home to show him your...hardware? Is this real life?
How does one even start a sexy conversation in the bathroom? This isn't like the drunk female friendships I've forged in the crucible of the club bathroom. This is two dudes in a Home Depot bathroom. Probably not drunk, although a tipsy Home Depot trip sounds absolutely delightful.
But really, "hey I just got done with my dump. You tryna smash?" And I may be a woman, but I know how those urinals smell. I don't understand how romance can blossom in a hardware store bathroom.
But hey, maybe I'm just vanilla.