Given my recent move, I've been spending embarrassing amounts of time on Facebook marketplace. One person's trash is this garbage person's living room furniture. During my endeavors to find the least beg bug infested couches I can, I stumbled upon this absolute masterpiece of a marketplace ad.
We know people flip houses and make a lot of money doing it all the time. I image, however, those people aren't looking on Facebook Marketplace for their next opportunity. BUT CLEARLY THEY SHOULD.
After all, who could pass up on such a steal? Only 19k (reduced from 27k so it's a STEAL) and you could be the proud owner of a water-damaged, moldy, caved in home. Also you gotta pay $4.5k in owed taxes. Also you gotta pay all cash. And don't you dare try to undercut him. This is serious, Facebook Marketplace, real estate, ok??