Craigslist's "Missed Connections" section is a sight to behold. People convincing themselves eye contact equates to love. People looking for hookups as if Tinder and Bumble don't exist with significantly fewer red flags. It's like all the entertainment of a reality show that also might give your computer a virus if you click on the wrong link.
Luckily, I have taken it upon myself, at the request of absolutely nobody, to deep dive into these Missed Connections and find you the most entertaining ones, without the virus risk.
Computer or otherwise.
In case the picture isn't showing up for you or if you can't read the text, it states:
Yeah, Its Sad But, Our Chicago Org/ies Are Once Again-Cancelled(chicago)
Unfortunately and sadly, we have once again cancelled our orgies in the Chicago area sponsored by the CISA. We are on a "lets see what happens" schedule but its not looking good until probably March at the soonest.
On the upside of things, during the down time, we are still strongly suggesting that everyone use BedWeGo . c o m to find individuals for the same things that takes place at our parties but on a more one-on-one basis rather than the group thing. Thank you for your patience and understanding!
Where to begin?
What do they mean "sponsored by the CISA"??? Does the federal government sponsor orgies?
How does one get sponsored for an orgy? Is it like NASCAR and you just get "WonderBread" as a tramp stamp to be displayed while you're making your visit to Pound Town with various partners?
Is there a noncompete clause where if you get kicked out of the orgy, you can't go to ones sponsored by other governments?
Is this a company? They clearly host multiple orgies. Are they making money off of orgy organizing? Or is someone taking the time to coordinate orgies throughout Chicago just because it's their passion?
It is very considerate of them to provide alternate options for their customers, instead of just screwing them :)