The Angi Taylor Show

The Angi Taylor Show

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Angi Taylor Show Recap With Jay The Gay -1-31-2023

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This is just a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting, funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast of today's show. However, if you're looking for a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place. 

Call in Point:

(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed)

Onward and up we launch into the week and so that means that sleep is essential to make sure the show is operational. Speaking for myself, I definitely don't get enough and it's only made worse because I drink on Monday nights so these Tuesday morning notes are always hell for me. Speaking of Hell, Angi too suffered a little bit of it in a double dose yesterday. It started when she brought the discussion of songs we'd imagine we'd hear in hell to the daily discussion yesterday. Her initial answer was "Shake It Off" which Abe had also picked (add Taylor Swift in general for good measure.) The issue came in that just hearing a snippet of that absolute earworm meant Angi ended up hearing it in her head all day yesterday. No amount of wine, weed or watching TV could make it go away. The only solution seemed to be sleep but even in dreams, Taylor was ready to strike. That's right, the earworm caused an absolute actual nightmare for Angi when she finally went to bed and found herself in a dream where Taylor Swift was her best friend. Though the specifics were left to the imagination (I just assumed they went shopping at Target for band t-shirts and then made a stop off at Liquor Barn afterward.) This tumultuous terror though sent Angi reeling into a panicked wake up that had panting, panic and poor Jay the Straight having to comfort a screaming Angi. I know we discussed the idea of separate rooms fairly recently to deal with his night kicking and her off schedule but perhaps he should do it to get away from her. However, it was not all bad as Angi arrived this morning to drop off a gift for Abe. As you should know by now, there was a challenge of no mayo eating for Abe (and no wine drinking for Angi) that finally ends tomorrow. To celebrate his accomplishment, Angi bought Abe a drum of Duke's mayo. This is a literal gallon of it and since Abe is a real mayo guy, he won't be dunking his head in it but I could see him just dipping entire subs into it. Of course, Abe was one to look a gift horse in the mouth when he complained that he had just bought a jar on Sunday (which led to him slipping and falling on ice as we discussed yesterday.) He continued to marvel at the size (hell yea brother) and explained that it is essentially the size that you see at a restaurant or the kind the lunch lady sticks her spoon into to slop onto your disgusting meals. He also had a secondary question (followed by a concern,) how long does this jug of artery clogging actually last. Also, what kind of plastic is this vat composed of but he's never seen this kind of plastic. For her part, it should be noted that Angi also decorated the drum with stickers and a nice bow. See, everyone just assumes she's the bad cop on the show but this just shows how truly supportive she actually is.

Other Stuff from Today's Show

Right then, since Abe is not a pervert and is actually a true mayo fan, I'm just going to assume he's not going to have sex with his tub of mayo. This is kind of good because it leads me into the daily discussion piece that is all about bedroom behaviors. During a reddit scroll, Angi came upon a thread of what women said makes someone bad in bed. As we don't make anything gender specific on this show usually, take this as things women said about guys, women, etc. For example, a person caring about their own pleasure over their partners aka a selfish lover. Making no initiation or effort is also going to be considered a huge turn off as well. Bad kissers who refuse to be taught (which can technically fall under lack of effort) are also going to be striking out in the bedroom. Angi agreed with this one, bad kissing is going to make it so that she doesn't want to show you her lot lizard tricks. Abe, of course, explained that guys don't care about any of this nonsense and they just want to bang. Ignoring this nonsense, Angi continued on with the next point which is being quiet in bed. Roadie Levi chimed in to say he is not a fan of being quiet in bed. Like she was totally hot but silent and it ruined it for him. On the flip side, a guy once told Angi she was so hot she didn't need to do anything. According to sex tape connoisseur Abe, Kim Kardashian just laid there in her tape and did nothing. Angi wants her men to be loud in bed and talk dirty, not Hulk Hogan disgusting stuff but like filthy stuff. If you have the meat sweats, Angi does not want to hear about it. (As you can tell, this was one of those discussions where things were just being thrown back and forth for the sake of making points.) Other things to add to the turn off list include bad hygiene. Like, if you're going to be doing some naughty stuff in the bed, you had best make sure that you're cleaned up. Apparently porno sex is a turn off (and yes this came further down the line after already mentioning the sex tape stuff, as I said, disjointed.) Angi disagreed here though, saying she wants porn sex but she does not want to make a film. Well, let's correct that statement. Angi does not want to make porn unless it's with Brad Pitt. If she starts banging him, she'll hold a viewing party for their tape. Another addendum on that point though is that everyone can come to the watch party outside of Quentin Tarantino. Also, don't use too much teeth down there, you know what is meant here (and this was a text submission since it was obviously from a guy.) So, now that we've thrown it all against the wall, let's go to the Request Line for some roadie input. Kevin called about people who look good with clothes on and then when their clothes come off, they're stinky pigs. Abe made a point of saying his bidet has a back and front spray so maybe check into that. Shannon hates when a guy moans and whimpers, she finds it off putting. Like if there's an Axl Rose little bitch whine coming out of you, it's over. Dan complained about people who won't try anything new or are bad at oral. If you are looking for more roadie comments or have your own, hit up our FB group and read up or drop us a comment.

After all that sexy talk, I think we're in need of some clean up. Here's the thing though, the queen of clean might actually be a scammer. This is what Angi pointed out this morning when she revealed that beloved minimalist Marie Kondo has apparently forsaken the way of life that she imparted on so many (Abe included.) As you all probably remember, there was a time fairly recently where a speck of dust on your floor made you a bad person. It turns out that perhaps panicking over this though was for nothing because it seems that she doesn't care all that much anymore. Now, I should point out that this news is probably worse for Abe's girlfriend Cathy Tropicana, as she is the one who introduced this ridiculous lifestyle to Abe. Before Angi could continue to build hype as to why this empire was actually made of dirt, Abe spoiled what caused it to come crumbling down (more on that in a moment.) She wrote a book, she brought out the Netflix show and she even forced Angi to fold clothes like she was putting them into a filing cabinet. Here's the thing though, she's gone and had like 3 kids and now she has no more time for the organizational life she once led. Her once pristine palace is a pigsty now and she's a disgusting mess. All of this upset Abe greatly as seeing his teacher fall from grace was too much. As for Angi, she explained that when her daughter was a kid, she gave up as well. Abe tried to redeem his hero in his eyes though by saying that she probably still organizes her closets and drawers so it was okay. This apparently was all just a smear campaign against her orchestrated by Angi. Abe then took his newfound frustration of realization (that his mentor sucks) and just shamed Angi instead.

Finally, a little pro life tip for you this morning to cap off these notes. Sitting in traffic is making you dumber. I mean, I know you assume that I'm saying that listening to this show is the cause and you'd be right to some extent but no, this is an actual thing. It turns out that the fumes from burning diesel fuels have been breaking out brains. A study was conducted using 25 adults who sniffed fumes and it showed slowed down functional brain connectivity. This led to things like inability to make good decisions, think well and depression. I would assume though if people are huffing fumes as part of a study, they're already at slowed brain functionality. The real meat of this study though showed that air pollution does in fact affect our brains. For the most part, these lapses can last two hours but after prolonged exposure, the effect can exist overall. Abe suggested that a way to clean the air in the car be created but Angi was smarter in pointing out that, you know, going electric would solve these issues. Of course, if you can't afford an electric car, just roll your windows up while in traffic otherwise you'll be one step closer to being casted in Idiocracy 2.

Request Wars 2.0

Champion: Angi (Streak: 3)

Angi's (repping Ray) Song Choice: "Best of Both Worlds" by Van Halen

Abe's (repping Tisa) Song Choice: "Square Hammer" by Ghost

Smack Talk Recap:

In talking with Tisa about her song choice, the conversation between her and Abe went something like "cool," "cool," "cool" and "cool." (Riveting stuff there.) Ray loves Angi, Abe and Rock 95.5. However, he loves Angi & Abe more because they are the best of both worlds.

Winner: Abe

10 O'Clock Toast:

Fall Out Boy

They announced a tour this morning and we have tickets upon tickets upon tickets all week!

Show Quotes and Tidbits:

"I wonder how long we're (him and Angi) going to live? Eh." - Abe

"I only used to drink out of hoses when I was a kid." - Abe


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