The Angi Taylor Show

The Angi Taylor Show

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Angi Taylor Show Recap With Jay The Gay - 5-20-2022

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This is just a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting, funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast of today's show. However, if you're looking for a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.

Call in Point:

(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed)

So Friday is here and this shortened week has seen plenty of ups and downs. By that I mean the constant weather shift that seems to go from winter to spring to summer in a span of five days. However, since it is almost summertime, that means party season is also upon us. Not only are we doing our Angi Taylor Show Happy Hours (next one is next week) but the station decided to follow suit and have their own Happy Hour yesterday. A refuge from the daily hustle and bustle, everyone was encouraged to come and celebrate for a few. Angi, unfortunately, was too busy to concern herself with such a thing (diva) between the house renovations and needing to lay on the couch before she jet sets off again this weekend. Since she was indisposed, Abe went and so we expected him to bring back something salacious. Perhaps he would have some hot gossip or bring us a mug of piping hot tea. Instead though, Abe brought us a slob related topic because it's Friday and we checked out yesterday. Speaking to his work boyfriend Big Poppa, Abe had his socks knocked off when he found out that he could actually get the blue cheese he loves from Hooters outside of going to Hooters. Apparently, naturally fresh blue cheese is the exact recipe but it's only sold by Kroger (or as we know it here in Chicago, Mariano's.) It's also mainly focused in the South but Abe decided to make some pleas. If you're a roadie who works in distribution, he needs to hear from you. Of course, he wants you to just send him the Hooters blue cheese. I know, I know, this is riveting stuff for your Friday but I could have talked about how Abe's jobber headphones that were made for DJ's were disrupting the morning once more. The limp cord apparently will be gone away by Monday but the real question is, when will the trash headphones go with it?

Other Stuff from Today's Show:

So here on the show, Angi tends to hate on something or complain about something. There is nothing new to this, she's just a menace of a monster who is always angry. With that in mind, today's Wheel of Ire landed squarely on radio DJ's. They are all dorks who wear jorts, Hawaiian shirts and talk with a lisp. Today's radio jobber that we're shading is some 50 year old dork in Australia who decided to share some advice. It seems he has learned the answer to the eternal question of "how do you keep your dog of a partner from cheating when they go out?" Oddly enough, the answer was really quite simple (sarcasm) in that you need to pleasure them before they leave. That right, give a little mouth hug, a helping hand or a full ride and they won't feel compelled to screw anything that walks. Here's a better thought, if they are going to cheat they are going to cheat no matter what you do. Like if you can't learn to control yourself to the point of needing a release to go out, maybe the problem is you. For example, when Angi goes out with her girls, she'll get hit on and she doesn't cheat. Hell, she was in Denmark all alone and everyone there is like 6'6 and beautiful. She was still able to keep it in her trousers even though Jay the Straight was living it up with the boys while she worked. Back to the original idea, which seems to be that this before you go hook up will apparently last all night and keep them in check. However, according to Angi cheaters will stay cheating no matter what. If a man wants to cheat, he's going to cheat. No amount of sensation is going to quash those urges. Worse off, if he does cheat, he's going to cheat again. It's already been shown that this is who he is and even reformed cheaters will probably lapse. Funny enough, Angi then went on to contradict the point by saying that she cheated once, felt horrible and never did it again. In her mind though, this whole campaign is complete misinformation and she hates radio people for it. With all that said, the best thing to do to keep from cheating is move to Naperville and just become swingers. This kind of explains why Jay the Straight has been scouting for their next house there.

Onward from one type of relationship to another. It's summer which means it's wedding season and that brings the horror that is figuring out who to bring to a wedding. If you're a single type and you want to bring a date, perhaps you shouldn't (learned my lesson on that one.) In another Angi's opinion piece, she used to love being single and mingling when she went to weddings. When she had her infamous wedding though, some jobber brought a Tinder date and it was yuck. At a wedding, you should be living it up, looking for someone to hook up with, getting down on the dance floor, making the place where the wedding is taking place regret having an open bar. Like why should you be pressured into having a date with you in the first place. It's a wedding, not a kegger. If you're going to come, bring a friend or something (is this Wedding Crashers?) Anyway, here's some stats to cap off this point. 27% of people end up dating someone they met at a wedding. Of those 27%, 25% go on to marry the person. Long of the short, if you go to a wedding, don't bring a date.

Finally, it's Friday so let's talk about guilty pleasures, in particular ones we hide from our partners. For example, Abe loves eating shirtless but would never do it in front of anyone aside from himself. He knows that seeing the sight of him shoveling wings in his mouth like an animal would make people look at him differently. As for Angi, if her husband is out of town, she will wear the same sweatpants for three days, lie on the couch with pizza stains on her and Jack Daniels in her hair (this sounds like a typical day in her life.) Another thing Angi loves but won't do in front of her husband, dancing. She puts on some jams, turns it up real loud and does the Elaine dance from Seinfeld. While this is going on, she'll break out a ton of clothes and put on a fashion show as well. Yes, these are the people I work with and love, what does that say about me?

Request Wars 2.0:

Champion: Angi (Streak: 5)

Angi's (repping Amanda) Song Choice: "Supersonic" by Oasis

Abe's (repping Darcy) Song Choice: "The Foundation of Decay" by My Chemical Romance

Observation: 

Fresh off her 100th win, Angi decided to pull out a hell of a rocking track for our Friday. Of course, Abe had to be all cool and new school, pulling a slick MCR track for the hell of it. It's a battle of old vs. new and honestly, Angi's song kicks ass so I want that to win.

Winner: Abe

Don't Kill Angi Weekly Recap:

Angi Is Rectifying Her Lame Denmark Trip

Mon: Angi is in Denmark doing radio or something

Instead of dying in a fun way, Angi was instead dying of boredom as she took a 9 hour flight home from Denmark. (N/A)

Tue: Angi is home from Denmark and jet lagged

Angi is on American soil once more, jet lagged out of her mind and has house renovations about to plague her life. She's too busy to die. (N/A)

Wed: Angi was time traveling to get some hot action in Denmark

Amy had Angi decide to hook up with Sven the Street Tough. After picking up the 6'4 blond haired, blue eyed road ridden rough trade up who looked like Dolph Lundgren, Angi takes Sven to her room. Angi peels off all her layers (just pants and a tank top because she was living it up) and jumps onto the queen sized bed. Sven followed suit and just as she lifted her legs behind her head, Sven started to ask her questions. He wanted to know all about America, her crazy accent and of course, The Kardashians. The banter is a huge turn off (as is holding her legs that far back) but she was still ready and willing. After she shushed him and they finally parked, Sven started to spoon her and began once more with the pillow talk. This time though he wanted to hear all about the third Kourtney Kardashian wedding. Over it, Angi reached down into his pants on the ground and grabbed the pocket knife every Swede carries on them. As Sven continued to talk about Travis Barker visiting Robert Kardashians grave, Angi brought the blade to her neck and slit her throat. (Dead)

Thur: Angi needed to choose a speak engagement to go to

Angelina (and the family) decided to send Angi on a trip with Abe to Gary, Indiana (yuck.) He's going to the local fish and chicken fry to talk about his experience on the radio to seven paying customers and for some reason, Angi thought this would be a good idea. Disgusted, Angi tried to distract herself in the Impala as they trekked through the broken neighborhoods to reach the restaurant. Once outside of the car, Angi's frustrations were too much for her to contain and she let loose on Abe (typical.) She started fighting Abe and her swinging t-rex arm at him with a fury. As this is going on, known Gary celebrity Tito Jackson walks by and the fighting stops. He's holding the key to the city and a deed a recreation of Neverland Ranch, made just for Abe. Angi has finally had enough and she proceeded to knock over Tito, fiercely yanking off his dancing shoes which she then used to slit her throat. (Dead)

Fri: Angi wanted to have a groupie adventure

Tommy had Angi decide to join "The Pearl Necklaces," a gang of sloppy groupies who really want to get backstage. While her and the girls were comparing tan lines, Snake the roadie came through and invited Angi to come backstage because she was the least sloppy. She is flattered and proceeded to flip off the other harlots as she headed backstage. Once she stepped through the velvet curtain, she was shocked to see Walt chopping it up with Noodles from The Offspring. Angi pulled out two bottles of Jack from her short shorts and was ready to party. However, Noodles told Angi to take a seat because he and Walt were going to regale her with a story. The pair launched into a 45 minute tale about a trip they took to The Field Museum. As Walt and Noodles continued to talk, Angi tuned out and dosed off. After another hour of this nonsense, Angi decided that she was done with being a groupie. She yelled "cool story bro" at the pair, grabbed her Jack and stormed out with both her middle fingers pointed at them. (Alive)

10 O'Clock Toast

People who know how to party. Abe is literally the most boring man on Earth and ruined a fun party yesterday by talking about food so this goes out to people who have fun at parties.

Show Quotes and Tidbits:

"Angi Taylor's impulse purchase was a lifetime supply of plan B! Hey, maybe try to close your damn legs for once." - Minn Barb

PSA's:

PSAngi: You should be so lucky to have Rock 95.5 to sponsor your team, show up and show out.


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