As we know, there's a stupid holiday for every day. Today's might be the stupidest. Most stupid? I digress.
Today is National Sickie Day: "a great day to call in sick" WELL NOT ANYMORE! If you make it official you're just giving us away. It's like calling in sick on Friday. We know you're just trying to extend your weekend (valid).
"Hey boss, I'm coincidentally sick on the national day of calling in sick." Yeah, that's gonna go over well.