A new vegan meal option for your next party: Christmas tree.
Proving once again that just because you can doesn't mean you should, Julia Georgallis has released a book called How to Eat Your Christmas Tree and says the entire tree is edible. She recommends putting sections of the tree in the oven until they're charred and then using the pine ash for flavor.
While you're at it, go get some sand to season it. Sounds delicious. Maybe chomp on some rocks for dessert. The options are endless(ly disgusting. Just recycle.)