Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Don't Do That: Keep Royal Hair Clipping for 50 Years

A dude who went to school with King Charles III has kept clippings of Charles’ hair for 50 years. Ok, Stalky McStalkerFace let’s dive into this one. So first of all, kid you decided to grab his hair clippings from the ground when he was in front of you at the barber. Fine, at least you were a kid, but 50 YEARS, ol' chap? That might be all tea and crumpets across the pond but over here we call it creepy. What do you do with hair for 50 years?? Ya know what, some questions don’t need answers. He may be king over there, but over here in FREEDOM-LOVING AMERICA he’s just the royal douche nozzle who cheated on Diana. Congrats, you saved the hair of the second worst royal for 50 years. Don't Do That.


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