"What do women want?"
Equal distribution of labor.
"They're just so complicated!"
We literally just want you to do chores without being asked.
"It's a mystery!"
It's weaponized incompetence, is what it is. You see the dirty dishes: clean them. You see the dirty floor: sweep it. And in case being a decent human being and partner and not a useless slob isn't enough motivation for you, it could get you laid.
New research shows women's sex drives go up when their male partners do their fair share of the housework. Because we like to bang our partners. But if we're cleaning up after you, it's more like we're you're mom. And we don't want to boink you if you act like a f*cking child.