We may never forgive them for this abomination. Velveeta has launched the Veltini. Yep, it's exactly what it sounds like: a martini made with cheese-infused vodka (aaand they already lost us), a garnish skewer with Velveeta-stuffed olives and shells, and rimmed with cheese sauce. Somehow, they're charging people $15 for this monstrosity. Luckily, it's only available in NYC, DC, and Charlotte, NC. We're safe. For now.
Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio