Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Don't Do That: Fireworks After the 4th of July

It's important to note July 4th was 8 days ago. It's been a full week. So why are we still hearing fireworks?? Give it a rest. The rockets' red glare may have been awesome for Frankie Scott, but it's giving all the neighborhood dogs panic attacks.

We get it. You like flashy things that make a lot of noise. Go date a social media influence, don't subject us to your flamboyant mortar fire. If you really can't simmer down your thirst for luminescent patriotism, grab a sparkler and do your taxes. But fireworks a full week after independence day? Don't do that.


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