It's important to note July 4th was 8 days ago. It's been a full week. So why are we still hearing fireworks?? Give it a rest. The rockets' red glare may have been awesome for Frankie Scott, but it's giving all the neighborhood dogs panic attacks.
We get it. You like flashy things that make a lot of noise. Go date a social media influence, don't subject us to your flamboyant mortar fire. If you really can't simmer down your thirst for luminescent patriotism, grab a sparkler and do your taxes. But fireworks a full week after independence day? Don't do that.