American Tourist Rescued After Falling Into Mt. Vesuvius

A 23 year old American tourist was rescued after falling into Mt. Vesuvius' crater while trying to retrieve his phone after dropping it whilst taking a selfie.

Dude. Why.

Ya know they have alcoholic popsicles now? We could be relaxing on a beach enjoying alcoholic popsicles but no. Instead, us stupid humans are like, "let's go look at the acne scar left by the Earth zit, Mt. Vesuvius, that killed a sh*t ton of people" because THAT'S how we prefer to get our thrills.