Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

$1,300 Adidas & Gucci Umbrella is NOT Waterproof

Adidas and Gucci have collaborated on an exorbitantly priced, yet useless product. Yay!

This ugly af umbrella is $1,290. It's not even waterproof. It's "meant for sun protection or decorative use."

Oh wonderful, they knew how we love decorating our homes with umbrellas.

Some imbecile is gonna buy this thing for sh*ts and giggles, meanwhile we're budgeting every damn cent so we can afford gas. Life is awesome. Everything is great.

omfg there's a waitlist for it. I'm done. I can't anymore. 13th reason.


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