Absolutely not. No. Negative. No more.
The average guest spends $2,700 to attend weddings/wedding-related events. THAT'S TWO RENT PAYMENTS.
Not with these divorce rates. Not in this economy. We physically can't do it.
From now on, vow renewals only. Prove to us you're gonna last 10 years before we take out a second mortgage and buy you a gift. We need some equity.