Guys. Hey guys. Guys, listen. YOU GUYS!!! Thank you. This is good sh*t I don't want you to miss it.
Canada just passed a law allowing their law enforcement agencies to prosecute crimes that happen in outer space. They're so far the only country to do that, and it only applies to Canadian citizens.
So technically, that means if WE commit crimes in space, it doesn't matter. Because the US doesn't have jurisdiction in space.
BEZOS!!! BREAK OUT THE PENIS ROCKET I WANNA CHEAT ON MY TAXES