Kiss unemployment goodbye with the job opportunity of a lifetime: prison tattoo supervisor.
The Minnesota Department of Corrections says they need someone to "establish a tattoo and body art studio within the state's network of correctional facilities." Basically, they're sick of their inmate getting hepatitis from trying to do their own tattoos.
What? When you were growing up you didn't dream of moving to Minnesota, the paradise state, to make sure prisoners* weren't getting hep C from their tramp stamps? Pfft, nerd.
*no hate on prisoners. We know the justice system is messed up.