Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

102 Year Old Woman Says Jagerbombs, Tequila and Pizza are Key to Longevity

Following the trend of "old person recommends party lifestyle for health benefits," 102 year old Lily Bullen says the key to her long life and happiness are Jagerbombs (no word on whether a new hair cut can boost the effects. iykyk), Tequila shots, and Domino's pizza.

Man, some day one of these centagenarians is going to recommend diet and exercise and we're just gonna ignore them. Sorry health experts, we're going with the fun anecdotal evidence cuz we're not lame af and also because we don't have a plan for after we turn 40.


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