Hopefully this woman is taking applications for a best friend. Tracy Kiss got a tattoo with dots placed exactly one inch apart so she can subtly measure dudes' dongs before she bangs them. Absolutely brutal in the most hysterical way. It's like the worst version possible of those height requirements at theme parks. "You must be this long to enjoy this ride."
Imagine whipping it out only to not reach the required length and she's just like, "nah bro. The dots don't lie."
You KNOW there's gonna be at least one guy who tries to argue and tell her the dots are off.