is not at all a thing. YET.
Dug the Spud (a literally perfect name. Thank you to Dug's parents) is ALLEGEDLY a 17 pound New Zealand-grown potato. IF HE IS IN FACT A POTATO. See we know for sure he's 17 pounds, which would win him the Guinness World Record. HOWEVER (dun dun dunnnnnn) he hasn't taken is potato DNA test.
Really want that DNA test to come back wonky. The Great Potato Scandal of 2022 could finally be what this country needs to unite us. If that thing turns out to be a turnip, we riot.