Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Please Stop Saying 'Smash That Subscribe Button'

On behalf of parents listening to their children's youtube videos, we beg for mercy. Please, dear lord dear god, stop saying "smash that subscribe button."

First of all, no one is that enthusiastic about your acrylic muffin painting, or whatever, that they're like, "I MUST VIEW THIS AT THE EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY EVERY TIME."

But also, just, please don't use the word "smash." You sound like a frat bro lying about his weekend. It's like the manic pixie dream bro catchphrase. It implies that, at some point in your life, you have or will someday wear a visor upside down unironically. You sound like you count wearing a polo shirt as "dressing up."

Say "slam," like a civilized human being.


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