Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Rich People are Scared

Rich people are starting to get a bit paranoid. So much so, there's been a spike in sales for bullet-proof vehicles and safe rooms.

I just.... dude, poor people don't want your rich people things. We want your rich people money, absolutely. But you guys buy stupid things like coffee enemas from Gwyneth Paltrow. Just get your military vehicles and play soldier, but don't pretend it's for actual security purposes. You're not that impressive.

Annoyed teen girl talking to mother in coffee shop

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