We get it. You spend your whole life growing the thing, you wanna show it off! You're proud! Or maybe you just want to offer a first look before she signs the d-lease. What a gentleman!
Stop, though. No really, there have been so many articles telling you to stop. Here's another one!
There are literally no benefits to sending a picture of your dingaling (unless she asked first. Like, explicitly said, "please send me a picture of your penis").
"Mommy, how did you meet daddy?" "Well, he was a stranger on the internet, but then he sent me a picture of his member and I immediately fell for him"-no one ever
Listen, this is a safe space. I gotta tell you something: it isn't that pretty. Women don't walk around all day dreaming of a worm with or without a turtleneck, depending on your culture, the way you walk around dreaming about boobs.
You come across as desperate. LIke, "omg a chick is talking to me?? GOTTA SEND HER MY TALLYWACKER BEFORE SHE STOPS RESPONDING."
How did this even become a thing? Did men have a secret conference where they decided that flashing in real life is creepy, but doing it digitally is fun? "Bro, it's only sketchy if you do it while wearing a trench coat. We're not like those guys. We save it for the DMs, like they taught us in church."
So next time you get the urge to send a little surprise peek of the goods, consider the alternative:
- Google "how to hold a conversation"
- Ask her how her day went
- Send her a pizza
- Send it to your buddies and test their reactions
- Eat a soft pretzel
- Call your mom
- Watch women's sports
- Have a conversation with a woman you aren't actively trying to sleep with, just to see if you can do it