Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Americans Are Going Hard for Halloween This Year, Apparently

According to LendingTree, Americans are planning on going all out for Halloween this year. Even if that means overspending.

To which I say: challenge accepted. Put your money where your mouth is America!!

I want those edibles in the Halloween candy we've been promised all these years.

I want FULL SIZE candy bars from EVERY house, not just from that one incredibly nice, yet lonely old woman in the neighborhood.

And I want REAL SPIDERS wait no.


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