Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Captain Kirk Goes to the Final Frontier or something catchy like that

Jfc the 2020s (I can't bring myself to call the the 20s. That was a was a hundred years ago. Time marches endlessly onward, taking with it our youth, our strength, and our attention span, it would seem. What was I saying?) ah yes, THE 2020S ARE OFF TO A WEIRD START. That whole mess that we went through/are still going through makes it seem normal that William Shatner, Captain Kirk himself, is going to the final frontier in Jeff Bezos' penis rocket.

Blue Origin Launch

Photo: Getty Images

(Actually I think I bought one of those off Amazon, once. It and I arrived two days later. Am I allowed to make that joke? We'll find out!)

You can read, like, an actual article on this if you want.

I'm here to make 1) jokes 2) a fool of myself for both of our entertainment.


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