Just look at that thing. That hideous Croc-heel bullsh*t is brought to you by designer Balenciaga. So not only are they ugly, they're also ludicrously expensive. No really, they're $850. For what?!?! It doesn't even look put together well. It looks like someone stuck a tiny plunger to the bottom of a Croc.
What outfit would you pair these with?
Do they technically count as dress shoes?
Why do we have to deal with this?
Haven't we been through enough already?
The questions are endless.