Craigslist Missed Connections: Whole Foods... Again


Whole Foods - Edgewater(Edgewater)
You're one of the countless hot guys who shops at the Whole Foods in Edgewater. I always see you walking around with that full basket. Hit me up if you need some help unloading it! ;)

Now this is a PRIME example of casting a wide net; but subtly! I'm not convinced this poster is even really speaking to one specific person. Whole Foods is full of rich, hot people. Some of them are bound to be lonely. And this person will be around to keep them company. Luckily, they included a winky emoji at the end. Just in case by merit of being a Craigslist Missed Connections post alone, the reader didn't know it was about sex.