There has been more than one occasion in which I wake up after a night of drinking, check my phone, and see that I've texted random people (exes. They were exes. You already knew that, but just had to make me say it.) This guy, however, clearly knows how to party better than me, since his drunk texts were to an aquarium. The best part is that the responses are just so... normal. And helpful! This is the most I've learned from a drunk texting situation. Kudos to whomever was on the opposite end of that line. Now we need this to be set up at all aquariums for our drunk questions.
Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio